Valentine’s Day Treat: Cheesiest Pickup Lines

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! 🙂

How are you gonna spend the day? As for me, nope, I’m not joining Lovapalooza and I won’t be going out today as I might just contribute to the traffic which is heavy on V-Day as it is. I’d probably just cook up something special for dinner 🙂

Anyhow, with your loved ones or not, I hope that you all feel the love today and share it with the people around you.

Meanwhile, let’s add some humour by checking out some of the cheesiest pickup lines.

I’m sharing my top 10. Feel free to add as you wish 🙂

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      • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together
      • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
      • Sorry, you need to buy me a drink coz when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
      • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
      • There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
      • If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
      • Did you fart? Just that you blew me away.
      • Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
      • My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
      • You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
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8 thoughts on “Valentine’s Day Treat: Cheesiest Pickup Lines

  1. loverboy says:

    Boy: Miss, di ka pa ba pagod?
    Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
    Boy: Kanina ka pa kasi naglalaro sa aking isipan

    Boy: Alam mo kung dictionary ka di mo mahahanap ang pangalan ko.
    Girl: Bakit naman?
    Boy: Wala naman kasi akong meaning sa ‘yo eh

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